JESUS CHRIST GEORGIA ARE YOU OK
alright everybody sit down and let me tell you a story about Waffle mother-freaking Houses
the summer before I was going into fifth grade me and my family drove down to Florida to go to Universal studios. So on our way down we started noticing them everywhere. I’m not joking at how many more there were the further we drove. and THEN we got into Georgia and they where EVERYWHERE
every few yards there was a waffle house.
There was a road where there was a Waffle house on the THE OPPOSITE SIDES
it was insane. so I hope you guys like waffles if you decide to drive through GeorgiaSeriously guys, in Georgia we say that there are so many Waffle Houses along the road because"Nobody turns left for that shit"
All directions in Georgia literally have the phrases “When you get on Peachtree” and then “When you see the Waffle House”
i live in between waffle house and huddle house which is just a kind of waffle house
the only good thing about georgia is you’re always within walking distance of waffle house
you guys don’t understand, in the deep south, we don’t have anywhere to go or anything to do
celebrating after a football game? go to the waffle house
drunk on a saturday night? go to the waffle house
bored as dicks and just need to entertain yourself? go to the fucking waffle house
it’s a fucking CELEBRATION when a new one opens up—you have to break it in before all the grease and grime sets in and it is GLORIOUS
do you remember the first time you were called annoying?
how your breath stopped short in your chest
the way the light drained from your eyes, though you knew your cheeks were ablaze
the way your throat tightened as you tried to form an argument that got lost on your tongue.
your eyes never left the floor that day.
you were 13.
you’re 20 now, and i still see the light fade from your eyes when you talk about your interests for “too long,”
apologies littering every other sentence,
words trailing off a cliff you haven’t jumped from in 7 years.
i could listen to you forever, though i know speaking for more than 3 uninterrupted minutes makes you anxious.
all i want you to know is that you deserve to be heard
for 3 minutes
for 10 minutes
for 2 hours
there will be people who cannot handle your grace, your beauty, your wisdom, your heart;
mostly because they can’t handle their own.
but you will never be
and have never been
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why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
best male/female character
best plot development
best plot twist